Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
