Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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