He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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