is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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