after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You can make out without kissing
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