is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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