you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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