Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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