Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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