i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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