Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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