You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
