Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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