i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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