i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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