belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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