i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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