whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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