Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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