now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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