how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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