My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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