then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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