you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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