I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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