Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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