My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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