By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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