its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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