Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
