You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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