so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Bring me that man meat
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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