So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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