i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It was confusing and full of hummus
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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