ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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