My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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