Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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