That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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