I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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