I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I want to be your penis for a week.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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