i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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