My brain says no but my pants say off.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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