Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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