The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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