where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Welp...herpes.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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