So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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