I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She said her name was "party"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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