I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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