I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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