put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Damn victory sex feels great
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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