Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
smell my finger.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
