I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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