What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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