so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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